dopeybeauty:

aurora is the queen bitch

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gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

image

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humanalmost:

my dad has a bladder infection and he was moanin and all about how it hurts so i said “sounds like urine a lot of pain” and he told me to fuck off

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.
Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

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royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

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toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

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