1. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone need to get married and have spider babies already

     

  2. The only person I really care about anymore is allstaroceans . She’s been with me through thick and thin and always had my back. I wish I could say the same for others…

     

  3. I’m ready to ditch 90% of my friends too. It’s not necessarily that I’m tired with them, but more so that I’m such a loyal person who gets kicked around and stabbed in the back a lot yet I never leave…

     

  4. "Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
    — read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

    (via allstaroceans)

     

  5. captaiinmarvel:

    when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

    (Source: faithlehaane, via fnurfnur)

     
  6. magoro:

    kdwalbring:

    The art of shaving Dick.

    WHAT THE FUCK???

    (Source: vine.co, via allstaroceans)

     
     
  7. barrelsofdwarrows:

    Billy Boyd (Pippin) stealing Sir Ian McKellen (Gandalf)’s tea and biscuits during filming for Return of the King.

    (via jensmishapie)

     

    1. Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
    2. Audience: *cheers*
    3. Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
     

  8. allthebeautifulthings9828:

    I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

    image

    Halloween season.

    (via allstaroceans)

     

  9. Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

    fatnajl:

    linguisticsyall:

    Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

    French: About time you learned French. 

    Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

    Dutch: but why would you do this

    why would you do this

    (via allstaroceans)