1. megachikorita:

    some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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  2. southerngothics:

    the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

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  4. thestorygirl:

    nightmaresandsexyghouls:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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    OCTOBER IS HERE

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  5. newfoundgrace:

    I T   I S   T I M E

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  7. jethrocane:

    sexioto:

    so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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    yes maybelline

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    idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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    lol me 2 

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    is this the color of chilli though

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    ok what

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    ?????

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    ????????

    C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

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  9. watdawut:

    Me saving my grades at the end of a term

    (Source: watdawut, via buttlholesurfer)

     

  10. hallowkorg:

    happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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